Quantum Hype Bingo

‘Unprecedented capabilities’ ‘Our algorithm solves …’
(without comparison to classical computers)
‘Future-proof your business’ Straightforwardly solving generic
(NP-)hard optimisation problems
‘Harness the commercial potential’ ‘Game-changing’ Trying all solutions at once ‘Transformative’
‘Unhackable’ Solving climate change ‘The next frontier’ ‘X times faster’
(without fair benchmark)
Quantum parallelism Quantum computers will replace classical computers Get quantum-ready Enable artificial general intelligence (AGI)